Chambraigne Socialist
@bombsfall
at the bog if anyone needs anything
fried rice enthusiast
@talnottowel
i caught a glimpse ; i’m going after it
yobobby
@y0b0bby
im gathering berries you’ve never heard of
(like and subscribe)
@sweetCroutons
don’t let a job stop # you from acting unemployed
trash jones
@jzux
hey sorry i'm late i'm full of microplastics
Juan Mac
@no1guncle
RIP Noam Chomsky, you wrote books about questioning the media and 1 unsourced tweet says you are dead x
kit duckworth
@cgduckworth
you can just memorize a poem and no one can stop you. then you have it wherever you go
ariana cramptés🌙
@HibouSurPilotis
tu claques t cuisses et tu dis "BON"
chloe
@chl0saturn
comment on dit a qqun de partir de chez soi sans etre mechant
Maxim Leyzerovich
@round
stop searching the internet and start searching your soul
Chambraigne Socialist
@bombsfall
watched some films. you heard of this shit
cara
@skuyrtle
peak character design je ne veux RIEN entendre sauf le bruit de la notification retweet
triny bimbo era 🇵🇸
@_trinyy
on était 3 ( trois ) personnes stylé dans le bus et on est tous descendus au même endroit ( la clinique psy)
𝐥𝐢𝐥𝐨
@jolieELFE
pourquoi y’a jamais de poches dans les maillots de bains pour filles 😡 je mets où mes coquillages et mes bernard l’ermite connard 😡😡😡
✦ eve ✦
@impossiblyeve
u should be allowed to skip work if ur unemployed friend wants to “go on an adventure”
lauren
@Very__Regular
i don't trust introverts. what are you doing indoors all the time? presumably Scheming
yuuko from nichijou
@headfallsoff
disco elysium son or outer wilds daughter
Doth
@DothTheDoth
I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women
Chris
@iamchriscorooo
what’s it called when ur delusional but self aware
Ahrid (Rose Elmac) 🍉
@ahri_rose_elmac
Ah oui le mec qui a tué jésus
bug girl!
@medusasgemss
i find it comforting to think that somewhere out there, there might be some of my hair strands woven into a birds nest
nova
@comfypill
when i say goodnight i'm not going to sleep i'm just informing everyone i'm done speaking for the day
Joe Dillon
@joffocakes
absolute bargain if any of yous have a use for 7,949,020,598 wasps
WiNY ʕ ᵔᴥᵔ ʔ
@win0g
Quand tu fais exprès de pas écouter les règles du fou de jeux de société pour qu’il te tue
Meg
@megannn_lynne
i feel like i would’ve crushed it in ancient greece….yayyyy buying olive oil yayyyy walking to the agora yayyyy sleeping with my hot neighbor because both our shithead husbands died at sea yayyyy pouring out wine for a goddess so she doesn’t turn me into a spider
PimpinPain
@skinp1cker
They should invent a city where u and all ur friends live in at the same time
natalie
@nataliestwt
I’m going to try to do a day with zero stimulation soon. No phone no tv no books no music no food just sitting still and existing. it won’t fix me but it may damage me in a new and interesting way
lil stinker
@superlameballs
[presents you with an incredibly smooth rock i found] feel free to use this as a tool or to simply gaze upon its beauty
aLec robBins
@alecrobbins
·
3 sept.
nobody’s “doomscrolling”, chill out. we’re having fun on the computer
sam
@smnthfn
·
8 sept.
it’s not poetry or prose, but a secret third thing
Paco A
@pacvarez
·
19h
if you want to connect with me outside of twitter, just look at the moon and know that i'm looking at it too
ppigg
@s4m31p4n
·
15 sept.
Quit your job to be my friend full time
Annette
@weeble
·
8 nov.
I'm not going anywhere *static fuzz swells and recedes* I'm still on Twitter for as long- *another wave of static* the red pages, you must collect *hiss, indistinct chatter* ...as long as the site... *growing faint*
matty matt
@noetic_emetic
·
17 sept.
🌈 life in unreality 🌈
@lifeinunreality
·
19 sept.
when i went through psychosis i didn't need idealised stories of people who recovered & succeeded despite the odds. i needed to hear experiences of everyday people who had to live with a formidable illness for most of their life an how they still found hope alongside it
⌘ left at london ⌘
@LeftAtLondon
·
20 sept.
CAPITALISMMMMMM STOPPPPPPPP LIKE STOPPPPP ITTTTTTTTT ITS NOT FUNNYYYYYYYYY STOOOOOOOP
REAL WITCH VIDEO (240p)
@brobexx
·
19 sept.
You ever sleep so little you feel like a low polygon version of yourself. Like you’re just gonna be running on reduced graphics today.
Trey
@treydayway
·
21 sept.
Drunk job searching is so much fun...I just applied to NASA
🌈 life in unreality 🌈
@lifeinunreality
·
21 sept.
travelling between different realities is very tiring. I need a nap.
Nicholas Kole
@FromHappyRock
·
23 sept.
“slug era” I whisper as I lay prone on the sidewalk after a rainstorm
ciara
@normalgirl222
·
23 sept.
Damn hes so fine im Gonna make a positive impact on his life and make him feel loved
Lilly (knife was confiscated)
@mothcub_
·
23 sept.
Jordan Peele said "I am putting Steven Yeun in a cowboy hat" and that is what cinema is all about
✿ ed stockham
@edstockham
·
25 sept.
plans
Suze Araignée
@AraigneeSuze
·
24 sept.
Il faut remettre la valeur rien à foutre du travail au cœur de la gauche.
noisette bastons
@noisettebastons
·
28 sept.
Contre l'univers et son monde.
tess scilipoti
@tessscilipoti
·
29 sept.
legally girls shouldnt have to get out of bed if theyre cozy
o.
@__goldenmole
·
5 oct.
je dépose mes espoirs chez les punks caché·es
jame
@kloogans
·
5 oct.
pretty fucked up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason
ntch
@redacted
·
6 oct.
image belle du jour : le chauffeur du bus 140 Nîmes-Le Vigan qui a mis de l'accordéon et danse avec une main devant la route ensoleillée et les montagnes qui commencent
Annette
@weeble
·
8 nov.
I'm not going anywhere *static fuzz swells and recedes* I'm still on Twitter for as long- *another wave of static* the red pages, you must collect *hiss, indistinct chatter* ...as long as the site... *growing faint*
Horned Sphere
@Horned_Sphere
·
6 août
Mowing my lawn
Keezy Young 🌼👻 (a ghost)
@KeezyBees
·
7 oct.
bonded with the drugstore cashier over deciding that 7 boxes of Annie's mac n cheese is a valid adult choice
one of ur hoes
@miliondollameat
·
7 oct.
but sir this is my emotional support unemployed friend
ᴠɪᴠɪ
@vikaphrodite
·
12 oct.
j’adore qd les gens s’habillent tout en marron like go off you little tronc d’arbre
Julie
@syswarren
·
14 oct.
I'm feeling way too much satisfaction for having moved all the files and folders that were on my desktop into a new folder called "Stuff"
Mélancosel
@melancosel
·
22 oct.
Quand je descends du métro je donne toujours deux coups sur la porte du wagon pour prévenir le conducteur qu'il peut redémarrer, je trouve que ça me donne un petit côté "cow-boy"
Laurel Schwulst
@roombaghost
·
24 oct.
service i can offer:
sitting with you at a computer while you do your “work” (expansive definition) and being a helpful companion when needed
john
@ekto8vbx11njzkj
·
18 juil.
a vampire can’t see its own tweets
noisette bastons
@noisettebastons
·
24 oct.
[with intentions of doing a 90 minutes semi-directive interview] : hi
o.
@__goldenmole
·
24 oct.
j'ai un livre en moi
A_La_Rasbaille@piaille.fr
@A_La_Rasbaille
·
26 oct.
C’est le paradoxe de toute parole qui déborde (militante, mystique, etc.) : elle doit être dite mais elle ne peut être dite selon les termes qui serviraient le plus à ceux qui doivent l’entendre. Parce qu’ils ne supportent pas de l’entendre. D’où la tentation du discours crypté…
🌕🐽🌕
@0sn
·
26 oct.
Apparently??!! There’s a difference??!! Between “living in the moment“ and “dissociating 24/7”??!!
Sam Saulsbury
@SamuelSaulsbury
·
30 sept. 2021
Shakespeare’s shit is so timeless cause everybody’s got that friend named Polonius that hides behind their tapestries
Lucahjin 🐴Mom
@lucahjin
·
26 oct.
My toxic trait is telling people to take care of themselves while I'm running on 3 hours sleep, enough caffeine to kill a horse and an Oreo
FEMIURGE
@NORMALHOROSCOPE
·
28 oct.
If you're looking to come back to Tumblr, understand that it's mostly controlled by wizards now.
She Extends (Read Pinned!)
@68tilinfinity
·
30 oct.
[girl at her absolute lowest] I need to make a zine
loren schmidt
@lorenschmidt
·
1 nov.
it seems to me that, if anyone ever has an opportunity to look back on this era of history, one of its most marked characteristics will be how widespread trauma is and the extent to which the opportunity to heal is denied people.
Jemedari
@MrJemedari
·
2 nov.
Glad to see so many embracing therapy. A few of you need an exorcism as well but... Baby steps
temperance
@morningliker
·
2 nov.
8am: Wake up
8:10-8:45 am : Imagining
8:45 : Wash my face
8:50 : Dreaming
9:00 : Putting stickers in my planner (i havent written anything in it)
10AM to 5PM: Believing in myself
5PM: arts and crafts
5:15pm. : Bedtime
Gabriel
@gbrl_dick
·
3 nov.
insane to me that you would live in a house with a little box that can be filled with hot water & steam instantly and still choose to shower just once a day. have two showers. need to do some thinking at midday? three showers. man is born free but everywhere he is in chains
Kara ☾ Stone
@karaastone
·
4 nov.
i've had so many experiences
i n n e s
@innesmck
·
4 nov.
the problem with twitter alternatives is they facilitate meaningful discussion when what i want is to feel like an ant surrounded by other terrible little ants
Introvert Problems
@IntrovertProbss
·
4 nov.
People who say “go big or go home” seriously underestimate my willingness to go home. Like, it’s literally my only goal.
ely kreimendahl
@ElyKreimendahl
·
15 nov.
being a millennial mom is WILD bc I just realized that I apologized more times to my kid THIS MORNING than my parents apologized to me my ENTIRE LIFE. that’s two times btw
weezer's new self titled album, "the weezer album"
@Fire_Badger
·
3 juil.
yeah i'm going goblin mode
[gets slain by level 1 adventurer and drops CRUDE CLUB and COINS]
chunky fila
@chunkyfila
·
5 juil.
“my dog hates fireworks” no, your dog is just a COMMUNIST who hates AMERICA
von honking ton
@vonhonkington
·
5 juil.
this kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most parts of america
jay Dragon writes games
@jdragsky
·
5 juil.
some new tone indicators, for when you need to communicate tone online
How I Spent My Summer Vacation
@bombsfall
·
6 juil.
i don't know what's going on in uk politics but something's up so i'll just give a big "u wot m8!" to our friends "across the pond"
Matthewせいじ
@matthewseiji
·
7 juil.
You either die a hero or you live long as a hero, or you die as not a hero, or you live long as not a hero, or you become a villain, or you do not become a villain, there are a lot of possibilities
way ☁️
@ssridispenser
·
6 juil.
if i had a bf i would keep him in a jar With a few twig and leaves so he feel comfortable
trish
@ULTRAGLOSS
·
7 juil.
stretching my back isn’t enough i need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel
Cottagecore Spider Jerusalem
@AndyEyeballs
·
8 juil.
A lady at the apple orchard disco the other night asked if I was born a man or a woman and I, drunk, beckoned her close to whisper and then hollered I WAS BORN A BABY into her ear
aLec robBins
@alecrobbins
·
13 juil.
internet piracy is Good for society and culture. there’s nothing evil about it. people who upload torrents should be paid handsome sums of cold hard cash
1+1=1
@KDzhGomes
·
18 juil.
Absolutely cursed cover of Foucault’s “History of sexuality"
cate
@catekitchen
·
19 juil.
People who forget to eat are amazing to me. I miss one meal and I’m burning bridges with immediate family members. I miss two that’s organ failure, total body and mind shutdown by the end of one calendar day
⁂
@polclarissou
·
21 juil.
sometimes i think about what cuba achieves under murderous sanctions from the US block and how powerful cuba would be without that interference and i start to vibrate so hard i hover a few cm off the floor
Game of Throw-ins
@GameofThrowIns
·
21 juil.
Fucking hell Tom. I don’t need this right now.
cringe goddess
@JamieManelis
·
30 juil.
Stop telling me my feelings are valid they’re absolutely not I’m just insane
Jared Beloff
@Read_Instead
·
4 août
I want to go to a writers retreat where you are paired with a field biologist and then write poems about their work.
karl marx john
@miaoulianov
·
12 août
*finissant mon verre d’eau* « encore un que les golfs n’auront pas »
Daniel Manitou
@ActualPerson084
·
12 août
SURE, CAMP COUNSELORS HAVE ALL SORTS OF PLANS IN PLACE FOR WHEN A CAMPER GOES MISSING. BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN THE COUNT IS SUDDENLY OVER BY ONE AND NO ONE QUITE AGREES ABOUT WHICH KID IS THE NEW ARRIVAL?
Ordinary
@OrdinaryAlso
·
4 août
neurosurgeon: *removes my brain to blow on it and put it back in*
agnès varda archive
@vardaarchive
·
14 août
agnès varda dressed as a potato for her exhibition "patatutopia"
Rhiannon
@rhiannonisnear
·
14 août
wish my cat had a phone so i could call him or text him
Mr. Thank You
@c0mmunicants
·
13 août
I'm a strict prison abolitionist unless I think it would be funny if a specific person got sent to prison.
ely kreimendahl
@ElyKreimendahl
·
14 août
were you a highly sensitive child, or were you just responsible for the feelings of the adults around you
night brain
@night_brain_
·
15 août
after the revolution we will abolish both home cooking and restaurants. nutrition will be provided by a third, as yet unrevealed, modality
seven (sweetheart)
@KnuckleheadBets
·
14 août
you want your city to be walkable and bikeable? what's next? suckable? fuckable?
charlotte
@brocolisuspect
·
15h
Touche le chômage
Il est gentil
wife geist
@wife_geist
·
9h
inside you are two wolves. this is below the minimum viable population threshold, so they soon die out. the deer population inside you explodes, quickly stripping you of your internal vegetation. erosion increases, streams and rivers silt up, and insect numbers collapse due to ha
Ben Riddle
@rddlmethispoet
·
16 août
Inside you, there are two wolves. Inside Mozart there were like eleven or twelve, that's why they called him Wolfgang.
omg sustainable
@aetheriun
·
3 avr.
God I love to be just a little dude in a world; walking around
internethimbo on twitch
@InternetHippo
·
5 avr.
not interested in the "story" of any video game. i'll tell you what the story is. i'm a little guy who's just running around
Patrick Wyman
@Patrick_Wyman
·
9 avr.
Imagine being drunk as hell on cheap wine on a summer day in ancient Rome watching the chariot races, then seeing a chariot eat shit on a turn, the crowd must have been insane
ntch
@_redacted
·
10 avr.
il y a un oiseau qui tape le bois d'un arbre de son bec dehors, je m'y accroche de toutes mes forces, je ne sais pas encore son vrai nom, ni la couleur de ses plumes
annie
@thisyearsgurl
·
12 avr.
karl marx failed to consider that when you’re alone and life is making you lonely you can always go downtown
kat,
@katbamkapow
·
15 avr.
today in the archives: weeping while reading all the letters from people fundraising for jim kepner (writer & activist & founder of the ONE archives) to get to washington DC for the AIDS march on. just pages and pages of handwritten notes, "hope this helps."
Ben Esposito
@torahhorse
·
22 avr.
living in a cuckoo clock would be sick. chill in a big house with your friends in complete silence until the top of the hour, then its scream time
Raygan Kelly
@raygank
·
23 avr.
For almost ten years I’ve marveled at the spiteful poetic power of the phrase “I will face God and walk backwards into hell”, and only occasionally do I remember that it’s from a dril tweet about hollering at zoo animals.
wint
@dril
· 22 mai 2012
IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL
doctor garbage expert
@whoisgina
·
22 avr.
so soft so tender today, just cried again watching the train stream because someone in the chat was on the arriving train and they waved at the camera once they got onto the platform and the chat went wild. humans! sometimes great
Nicholas Kole
@FromHappyRock
·
25 avr.
You can now follow me in the perfectly ethical platform: the woods. Follow me in the woods. I am walking into the woods.
Lizzie Logan
@lizzzzzielogan
·
27 avr.
i'm a writer the way a potato is a battery
David Lo Pun-ch Nazis
@helpmeskeletor
·
28 avr.
‘Billionaires could end poverty’
My brother in Christ what do you think causes poverty
Bruno ☠️ Dias
@NotBrunoAgain
·
29 avr.
We think of mushrooms as being "the fungus" but really a mushroom is just a temporary structure that the fungus, which a network of hyphae buried in the substrate, builds to disperse its spores. They're like a protrusion from an unseen world into ours.
lake micah
@afrofatalism
·
27 avr.
i don’t follow people on instagram because they’re hot, i do it because i want to know what their relationship to the tyranny of images is—whether it’s one of submission, contravention, collaboration, whatever
kelly p.
@k_pendergrast
·
15 févr.
"I work at the intersection of..." NO. I don't work at the intersection of anything. My work is fourteen parallel lines. They never touch. I am responsible for feeding the lines and maintaining their edges. In return they whisper secrets to me, terrible knowledge I cannot relay.
Stabbins McGee
@StabbinsMcGee
·
27 févr.
Mini-golf should be called “golf,” and regular golf should be called “affordable housing units.”
Annie
@nontanne
·
25 déc. 2020
my favorite poem is the beaufort wind scale i guess
kat,
@katbamkapow
·
3 mars
remove tweeting functionality from life, only vague soulslike messages from now on. therefore, ah, tranquility
ᴇᴀʀᴛʜ ᴇᴀᴛᴇʀ
@D1C0MM
·
21 mars
Chris Howell
@christophhowell
·
22 mars
Sorry to interrupt
chia
@hotemogf
·
22 mars
to document everything around me and be unarchivable myself
max
@redacted
·
30 mars
i love myself because i’m shaped by the people i love
hiller goodspeed
@hillergoodspeed
·
8 mai 2017
Scattered junk drawer stuff at the beach so the metal detector grandpas can have a good day.
Dr. Chad Nelsen 🌊
@chadenelsen
·
3 avr.
On a hike and stuck my phone in Harding Creek and saw this little guy! 🦎
𐰱
@evolacore
·
5 avr.
nega candle 😈
@ragzouken
·
20h
"i can fix him" i can disassemble him into his component parts
omg sustainable
@aetheriun
·
3 avr.
God I love to be just a little dude in a world; walking around
internethimbo on twitch
@InternetHippo
·
5 avr.
not interested in the "story" of any video game. i'll tell you what the story is. i'm a little guy who's just running around
Tam Emslie
@Tamarionette
·
27 mars
Trombone in an empty swimming pool sounds crazy.
Laura Spoonie Papillon♿
@LauraSpoonie
·
2 déc.
Please congratulate me on my new position! It is the fetal position, I will be in it for awhile.
iby
@burgeroise
·
16 nov.
life is short so just be weird and nice
the hype
@TheHyyyype
·
3 déc.
the concept of a boss is so funny to me. like, you're a full grown adult, but there's this other dude who tells you what to do and gives you little punishments if you don't do it how he likes. sounds made up
Helvetica Blanc
@helveticablanc
·
10 déc.
Thinkin about the sigils that beetles draw.
Luke Baker Ogre japonaiskrampuspilledOgre japonais
@spacemacchiato
·
10 déc.
So fucked up that I can’t just be a frog and live here
letters to god
@unicornriot666
·
9 déc.
Pedagogy of the depressed
Sophie
@jil_slander
·
12 déc.
Congrats on learning to read a little quicker than the other kids in second grade but u are 35 now
⁂
@_Y2Kuku
·
13 févr. 2016
when u want to eat healthy but u still seapunk af
Joanne Cheung 张涓
@joannekcheung
·
3h
what it feels like to write something
them: name one of your weaknesses
me: i hate computers
Dick King-Smith HQ
@DickKingSmith
·
29 oct.
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the woods...
Sun Chat
@iHugGirls
·
18 juil.
wtf r daddy issues ? just traumatize your father back
dan hett
@danhett
·
25 oct.
this year I'm taking part in NO-vember (pronounced "november") where I will be saying no to everything, go away
Felix Coulpat
@FongiqueMafioso
·
1 nov.
je veux plus jamais travailler, juste filer des coups de main
formerly evil paddington
@ElsieKFisher
·
8 nov.
this would fix all my problems
Edmond Charivari
@ECharivari
·
11 nov.
Idée d'un marmiton pour chanson : j'ai bien aimé la chanson mais j'ai mis un mi mineur à la place du do7 et ajouté une petite percussion dans le refrain
carmeb
@therealcbrad
·
11 nov.
Salt can’t be the only delicious rock. I’m going to eat rocks to find the good ones. I bet they’re trying to keep them from us
AIC: Arms, Armor, Medieval, and Renaissance (Bot)
@aic_armor
·
13 nov.
Stag with Herb Branch Mounted as a Ring, 1567 https://artic.edu/artworks/119338/
#armsarmor #museumarchive
Casey Nowak
@IgnatzHaderach
·
13 nov.
My four years of art school were less valuable than that one time dogcopter appeared to steven universe in a dream and told him "art is all about communication"
Tim (non-spooky, non-Halloween version)
@burgotastic
·
13 nov.
Oh, you like vampire weekend? You have vampire unions to thank for that.
November (2017 Film)
@bombsfall
·
16 nov.
If I was a detective I would work out my personal demons before starting to take cases.
aLec robBins
@alecrobbins
·
18 nov.
ultimately i just want to be kind, find my people, stay indoors, make my weird little shit, and not die
Kirsty Rolfe
@avoiding_bears
·
19 nov.
yes. this is what I need. please let me just crawl into the bin
gryme
@grym333
·
22 nov.
bug lords
Feliz nAvivadad Étoile scintillante
@AvivaMaiArtzy
·
23 nov.
I just think it’s cute that stamps are stickers with a job
Cliff Tyrannosaure Jerrison Drapeau transgenre
@pervocracy
·
7h
how do people on tiktok have the confidence to put their actual faces up there every time they have an opinion, 99% of the time I'm tweeting I'm sitting here looking like one of those fish that only lives in caves and also this particular fish has been having a rough year
Aarón Cantú @aaron_con_choco · 14 avr.
I think we’re beyond the “raise awareness” phase of practically every significant social issue.
arcia Belsky @MarciaBelsky · 5 avr.
I bring a sort of “we should all quit” vibe to the workplace that bosses don’t really like
Cara Ellison @caraellison · 10 avr.
tired of self-care. how about a little bit of government care. political care. infrastructural care.
anthony
@butterwolf
·
23 août 2015
[i go to put out my electronic cigarette on a framed photo of someone i used to love but it only taps the glass] damn this piss hell future.
Bea_ker
@bea_ker
·
1 déc. 2018
FRIEND: have you heard of the beach boys?
ME: do you mean fish
you gain beazouf
@beesmygod_
·
10 oct.
i dont have two wolves inside of me i have this shit going on
gong yo’s bitch
@HESIRONZDAYA
·
11 oct.
le prix des poussette omg?? le bb dans le tote bag
celebrated vermin expert 𓆏
@urbanfriendden
·
23 juin 2019
(eats exactly one apple) where is my health you wretched orb
neural net guesses memes
@ResNeXtGuesser
·
10 oct.
Image prediction: harmonica
Confidence: 41.26%
LIZZIE CROWDAGGER
@Crowdagger
·
13 oct.
L'existence des think tanks implique l'existence des think dps et des think healers
conner is afraid
@thebadbucket
·
13 oct.
will someone pay me to walk around and look at things all day
Molly Lambert Hérisson
@mollylambert
·
18 oct.
one thing I feel like we're not acknowledging as a society is that everyone is now just completely insane
marni
@AmbianceOpinel
·
19 oct.
idée de nom pour un collectif d'archéologues communistes : marteau et fossiles
DAWNING CROW
@dawning_crow
·
19 oct.
The living room cat
Suave Morbida
@Maitre_Poulard
·
20 oct.
Je vous conseille par ailleurs cette page sur le destin des échantillons lunaires offerts aux nations du monde. La plupart ont disparu ou ont été volés Stolen_and_missing_Moon_rocks
halloweena sabak
@ninasabak
·
17 oct.
in 2021, one must ask: is this seasonal affective disorder, depression, a realistic response to the state of the world, or simply the way I feel from now on?
ruby Crocodile
@roobeekeane
·
8 janv.
me going on a stupid little daily walk just to feel something
Existential Comics
@existentialcoms
·
22 sept.
Be the cringe you want to see in the world.
conner is asleep
@thebadbucket
·
25 sept.
today’s offerings
big poster character
@JDespland
·
25 sept.
where do correct ideas come from? do they drop from the skies? no. are they innate in the mind? no. they come from touching grass
Aly Dixon
@aly__dixon
·
25 sept.
doctor at my check up asked me if i had “any feelings of depression or anxiety” and i said “don’t we all” and she said “no” lol
stephanie
@isosteph
·
28 sept.
uniquely bad energy to be on a little computer all the time in a really packed city there should only be like 10 giant computers in the world and they should be in various deserts and you should have to journey for many miles on foot to come and operate them
Farah Bazzi & فرح بَزّي
@FarahmBazzi
·
29 sept.
One of my favorite James Baldwin lines; “There is reason, after all, that some people wish to colonize the moon, and others dance before it as an ancient friend.”
charlie
@chunkbardey
·
5 oct.
stopped needing therapy cuz i learned the phrase “well what are you gonna do”
Chauve-sourisCitrouille-lanterne shiver angeline north Citrouille-lanterneChauve-souris
@_ratbooks_
·
4 oct.
THE INTERNET ISNT FOR TALKING WITH FRIENDS ITS FOR STEALING SHIT
KAVARI 𖥸᷁∴
@KAVARI_
·
5 oct.
i think about this video almost every week
Agar Plant
@akaAgar
·
6 oct.
En route pour un apéritif dinatoire, je l'espère suivi d'un dîner apéroïdoforme
conner is asleep
@thebadbucket
·
6 oct.
today’s offerings
The Discourse Lover
@Trillburne
·
9 oct.
Sleeping is so feminine. "Ooh, let me get comfy and let down my guard so I can dream." We need a masculine alternative: some kind of restorative feat of strength and daring
jess
@queervengeance
·
7 oct.
no more awareness months. I have become too aware. I am aware of everything. I am constantly gripped by the crushing weight of my unending awareness. pls god make it stop
𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖊 🕷
@thholyghost
·
8 oct.
everyone thinks that their cat is the cutest cat in the world and youre actually all correct
Robert Schultz
@_RobertSchultz
·
8 oct.
“i only need 4 hours of sleep a night and i’m good!” - the crankiest person you’ve ever met
Daniel Holland🎗Drapeau du pays de Galles
@DannyDutch
·
8 oct.
Look at it dance
Dracula Awareness Activist
@bombsfall
·
5 sept.
Can't sleep, thinking about doing stuff you do when you have insomnia like randomly taking a 3 mile walk around town and loitering in back parking lots looking at milk crates and chain link fences and getting inexplicably emotional that they share a crisscross lattice pattern
Undine
@HorribleSanity
·
8 sept.
This may be the most helpful thing you learn all day. (Strand Magazine)
the lickety~split
@olicketysplit
·
9 sept.
Good Dog
is what I say to my
fish when I pet her.
A dog is anything small
& good to me. She nips
my finger, breaks no skin
but the water’s.
Today I took my pills & felt
little. Now I feel lots. I love this
thing of mine. Her fins are good
& her tail is too. Good dog.
Heydon
@heydonworks
·
9 sept.
Please post the cringe on Tiktok, the "oh whoops I'm rich" on Instagram, and the astrology on Facebook. Acceptable Twitter topics:
* Satan
* CSS
* Deliberately misidentifying liminal spaces
Robinson Boucan
@robinsonboucan
·
12 sept.
clintoris
@clintoris
·
12 sept.
taking a very hot shower after a long shift at the restaurant and pretending I’m a fork in the dishwasher because I have no therapist
Will Sennett
@Senn_Spud
·
13 sept.
I love movies sometimes I think about them when im at the store or driving
fangmeli
@pangmeli
·
15 sept.
I am mentally counting the whole pandemic as 1 year. I don't care how long it goes on for, it's 1 year. it's just a longer year, which is fine. years have no defined length. years are just containers
DIESEL Pompe à essence
@ThinDieselle
·
16 sept.
an unvaccinated person died (crowd cheers) but they were unvaccinated because of their disability (crowd boos) but they were a republican voter (crowd cheers) but they were a mother (crowd boos) to a future school shooter (mixed reaction from crowd)
everest
@everestpipkin
·
18 sept.
choose your ancient deity cursed to walk the earth in mortal form
conner is asleep
@thebadbucket
·
18 sept.
En réponse à
@everestpipkin
few more options
trash jones
@jzux
·
17 sept.
adulthood is wild because one day you get a little sleepy and then you stay that way for the rest of your life
big poster character
@JDespland
·
7 sept.
reading about etymology of metal names and it's like "nickel comes from the old german "nickel" (goblin) because miners thought its ore was copper cursed by a goblin", "cobalt comes from the old german kobalt (kobold) because miners thought its ore was copper cursed by a kobold"
Emma Berquist
@eeberquist
·
20 sept.
Annihilation is about how cool lighthouses are
osef
Tiger Tateishi (1941 - 1998)
poopsicle
@vonpeepster
·
6 mars
But I'm a crepe. I'm a weird dough
¢harArc-en-ciel
@shesatornado
·
10 juin
I hope this email doesn't find you. I hope you've escaped, that you're free.
approaching sentinelese w printed pepe frens memes
@suicidepussy
·
14 août
Yeah ok, I'll just go ahead living another 40 or 50 years 🙄 lmfao. Sure, I'll go right ahead and do that, another ~18,250 days, I'll get right on that🤣hey maybe ill even let my joints get all creaky and develop dementia too😂👌 dumb fuck
bailey moon
@Baileymoon15
·
2 avr.
the point of tweeting is not to go viral. the point of tweeting is to get a few likes and a concerned text from a friend
Trevor Moore
@TrevorLess
·
6 juin 2017
HR LADY: And it says here under Emergency Contacts you just wrote "FIRE TRUCK"
ME: [visibly excited] Fire truck
Diabetic of Enlightenment
@dee_bee_h
·
9 août
ok, now that we know climate change is real, it’s time to put our lit degrees to work to imagine new forms of non-anthropocentric collectivity that do not depend on the instrumentalization of nonhuman environments, like what we find here in this one Emily Dickinson poem
becca t
@beccateeth
·
17 août
Me eating pizza for breakfast
Daisybéissance civile
@GoldfishFight
·
19 août
Les films James Bond seraient beaucoup plus réalistes si 007 était une femme parceque ça expliquerait pourquoi les méchants ne peuvent s'empêcher de lui expliquer leur plan.
Michal
@Miexriir
·
17 août
A 5 second WarioWare microgame where you have to decide which sentence gets the 1 exclamation point of the work email
first-mate prance
@bocxtop
·
18 août
a bored caveman rubbed two sticks together until it lit up now i gotta do battle with excel from 9am to 5pm everyday
Math Lady Hazel Drapeau de l'Argentine
@mathladyhazel
·
18 août
math notations explained
= equals
=/= not equals
< left
> right
! LOUD NUMBER
~ worm
π stonehenge
√ right answer
x wrong answer
⋯ soon…
∮ what Exactly the fuck
∝ fish
∞ fish with 2 heads
↯ lightning
:⇔ he Scream
Ho3K | Daramgar SOON avec flèche pointant vers la droite au-dessus Riptide
@Daramgaria
·
19 août
yea... i'm a she/they... *unshe/theys my katana and slices u in half*
Visage songeur
@antikirsten
·
19 août
self care is over we are losing our shit now
AIC: Arms, Armor, Medieval, and Renaissance (Bot)
·
23 août
Pendant Shaped as a Ship, 1600
Ōmar Symbole marque commerciale
@conan_lemirage
·
19 août
Les bébés ils aiment trop se réveiller tôt ils ont des rdv à la caf ou quoi ?
Guillaume D.
@GDeleur
·
21 août
Tout est parti en vrille lorsqu'ils ont commencé à retirer les grands panneaux électromécaniques cliquetant dans les gares.
fembot
@__femb0t
·
28 août
Pilea peperomioides vs Collection of satellite dishes
Tom Astle
@thomasastle
·
30 déc. 2020
imagine being a low poly animal. clipping into an LOD'd bush for camouflage. efficiently soaking up lighting with your unmatched surface area. sharing your texture atlas with a skull
john
@mrjohndarby
·
28 août
in a home invasion my attacker goes for a knife in the kitchen drawers but it's jammed by the potato masher and I make my escape
tara
@proletarat
·
28 août
“Can you explain this gap in your resume” yeah I made it in LaTeX and I don’t know how to make the paragraph breaks smaller
Jared Goldstein
@heyjaredhey
·
29 août
THE JOB SEARCH IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!! I’m still unemployed, I’m just over it!!!
Amanda Pendolino
@amandapendo
·
28 août
2021: congratulating your friends for quitting jobs as opposed to getting jobs
Leo Xander
@STALLE0N
·
3 août
Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken 🐓🚗 it is bigger than the car
s.s
@toshoneko
·
5 août
Mecha
@MenacingMecha
·
6 août
big fan of this dude
squashbone
@squashbone
·
6 août
En réponse à
@MenacingMecha
i accidentally killed him and it is my lifes greatest failure
Mecha
@MenacingMecha
·
6 août
did he drop anything at least
squashbone
@squashbone
·
6 août
En réponse à
@MenacingMecha
nope. just regret.
ligature·fun Cactus
@ligaturerecords
·
4 août
plus de deux minutes d'écart entre http://heure.com et http://quelleheureestil.fr qui a joué avec l'horloge atomique et brisé l'espace-temps dénoncez-vous
conner is asleep
@thebadbucket
·
1h
today i am going to draw a fox
conner is asleep
@thebadbucket
·
1 min
En réponse à
@thebadbucket
i tried but today is a clouded brain day. fox will have to wait
Bushra Farooqui Livre ouvert
@startuployalist
·
2 janv. 2020
woke spaced-repetition: extending human cognition via external storage and across time
bespoke spaced-repetition: an autopoietic system where information time travels between your future and past self in a meaningful cybernetic loop
Manu
@NazaCongolais
·
14 juil.
Le document Word après avoir déplacé une image
10,000 Motivated Rats
@bombsfall
·
17 juil.
the shark tracking app really is just people heaping praise and encouragement on the sharks and honestly it has been a positive influence in my life this week
loud dame
@Sandernista412
·
25 juin
Hell yes
paul bassett davies
@thewritertype
·
15 juil.
I miss the time when the entire world was united in a shared vision of common humanity by a boat being stuck in a canal.
Marc Jahjah Homme mageTête de licorneArc-en-ciel
@marc_jahjah
·
12h
J'ai beau faire des "cartes heuristiques", tester tous les logiciels de "gestion de projets", de tâches et cie...je n'arrive pas à m'organiser. Peut-être que la solution, c'est juste d'en faire moins en fait. Je me demande si l'inadaptation n'est pas une forme de résistance
meg berkobien
@meg_berkobien
·
11 juil.
the rule should be: if you go to space, you forfeit your earthly dollars
Eamonn Leighton
@EamonnLeighton
·
10 juil.
How audio processing for voiceover works: a thread
COMPRESSION
Voice go AaaaAAAaaaaAaAaaaAAa but machine do aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
GATE
Voice go AaaaAAAaaaaAaAaaaAAa but machine do A AAA A A AA
NORMALIZATION
Voice go aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but machine do AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
EQ
Voice go AaaaAAAaaaaAaAaaaAAa but machine do 𝓐𝓪𝓪𝓪𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓪𝓪𝓪𝓪𝓐𝓪𝓐𝓪𝓪𝓪𝓐𝓐𝓪
[...]
LeoooooonSoleil avec rayonsFleur @yubieyubie · 10 juil.
Did a printer write this tweet
snwoie @pixlsoda
shoutout to anyone whos favorite color combination is this
Aevee Bee
@MammonMachine
·
11 juil.
Maybe life also has a fishing minigame in it.
badru
@sonofbadru
·
11 juil.
tenderfoot was #lichencore and nextgame is #mosscore
cécile Rat
@haraiva
·
10 juil.
i can see myself really getting into subtitles formatting which is how you know im approaching my 30s
coolgirlonline
@coolgirl0nline
·
10 juil.
when i was a kid i had this game called worm church where id bring worms to my room and read them the bible
neuroticarsehole
@neuroticarsehol
·
10 juil.
leon
@leyawn
·
9 juil.
there is a cool mushroom growing in the forest you could be looking at. instead you are in front of computer
xenoanthropology
@LericDax
·
8 juil.
become ungovernable
Sarah Lazarus
@sarahclazarus
·
8 juil.
there should be a post-pandemic full service doctor where you just lie down for a three hour appointment and five people swarm around and fix you like a race car
Brooke DiDonato
@brokedidonato
·
7 juil.
If your fence is bent I will find it
Images Generated By AI Machines
@images_ai
·
7 juil.
"brutalist amusement park"
pictures of the end
@neighbours_wifi
·
6 juil.
Ryan Ken (they/them)
@Ryan_Ken_Acts
·
4 juil.
It’s wild to me that you’ll see that the ocean is on fire and then have to send an email or something
Adam Nathaniel Furman
@Furmadamadam
·
2 juil.
Sculptures by the late, great, Bodys Isek Kingelez
Maître Chaton
@MaitreChaton
·
2 juil.
DEUX PERSONNES MAXIMUM C’EST CLAIR ?? Y’A PLUS ASSEZ DE RESPECT !!
lake micah @afrofatalism · 2 juil.
this has the look of the sort of image you’d find replicated and stretched across the book jacket of a university text, a volume entitled something like—
Deliquescent Ontologies: (En)Gendering Corporeal Peril in the Anthropocene (Duke UP, 2023)
Janet Strath @JanetStrath · 2 juil.
Department store wax mannequins melting during a heatwave in 1929
Mary Annaïse Heglar
@MaryHeglar
·
29 juin We can mourn what’s lost AND cherish what’s left. We can absolutely do both. We don’t really have a choice.
Thomas Shahan
@ThomasShahan
·
29 juin
Nice little group of wet lichens on a fallen branch
Quatuor Poulet
@BardaACAB
·
29 juin
J’ai jeté du sel sur le propriétaire de mon appart parce que j’ai lu sur internet que c’était comme ça qu’on se débarrassait des sangsues sauf que ça marche pas help !!!!
Alex Yablon @AlexYablon · 29 juin
The “Keep _______ Weird” crowd needs to learn that the way a place gets weird is by having cheap housing so people can work part time or not at all and still make rent
